Pitch us

Send the drawing, not the deck.

Rolling intake — there is no deadline and no application window. We read everything and reply within a week, including the noes. Especially the noes.

Worth sending

  • The problem, in the words the person with the problem would use.
  • How you know it’s real — a job you had, a business you ran, ten people you asked.
  • A photo of the actual drawing. Phone camera, bad lighting, entirely fine.
  • Whether you can be in Nairobi for six months.

Please don’t

  • A twenty-page deck with a market-size slide.
  • An NDA before the first conversation.
  • A five-year revenue projection. Nobody believes it.
  • A finished product looking for a cheque — try an investor.

Tell us the problem.

A few boxes. It should take about ten minutes, and less if you already know.

Or just email [email protected] with a photo attached.

Got it. You’ll hear back from a human within a week — yes or no, either way.

Prototype only — this form doesn’t send anywhere yet.

What happens next

You’ll know quickly, either way.

Within a week

A real answer

Written by one of us, not a template. If it’s a no, you get the reason.

If it’s a maybe

Forty-five minutes

You draw it on the wall, we argue with it. Nobody presents anything.

If it survives

Three weeks of hell

The pressure test: thirty customer conversations designed to kill it.